Merry Fucking Christmas.

Yes sir. Two weeks of doing nothing......well not really.

I shall continue my quest for everlasting porn. I will also try to find a tolerable photoshop thread (one not started by those who think MS Paint is a photoshop program).

My second oldest sister is coming up on Saturday with her 3 kids, then leaving on Sunday.

Christmas (yes I celebrate Christmas, GTFO if you're gonna complain about it) is in 4 days, and I hope I got that Goldwave software I asked my mom to get me (for making YTMND's). Of course I'll be on Newgrounds on Christmas day (after the celebration that is), to piss off those who say: "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER ON CHRISTMAS??!?!!".

Until then, enjoy your cock block \/

At 12/20/07 7:50 AM, subarufreak wrote:
: why do you have to be one of those ng fucktards who just flames people for no reason seriously its sad you really need a life and if you can't get one i seriously suggest killing yourself because ng doesn't want fucktards like you so kill yourself and make ng a better place

Do you know WHY I flame?
-Because I find it fun.

(some of you may have figured this out already) I don't post in every photoshop thread there is on the BBS?

Here's a few reasons:
-Shit base pic - A small, yet clear picture, I'll give a shot at (anyone remember Jack Nicholson). But a small, blurred/pixelated/othertypeofblur, I will not touch.
-Shit posts - If I have been beaten to posting the first shop, and the first few are shit, I shall not post. If the thread redeems itself, I might post.
-Fucking Begging - Too many "OMG SUNGLASSES WILL SHOW UP" posts, and you're shit out of luck (unless I'm in a good mood).
-Problems With Photoshop - I don't have the best computer in the world, thus: a lot of thing crash at times, photoshop included.
-Lack of ideas - A picture may be begging for it, but my brain refuses to function at times.
-I'm not online - Duh: Real life, sleeping, etc;
-Other projects - Me and a few friends are designing a game (much to big to put on Newgrounds), so I'm either coding or designing weapons for that.
-"You're losing your touch" posts - I'm not here to please you, please fuck off.

There are more, but I don't feel like listing them all.

NO, I DID NOT MAKE THIS PICTURE.

Besides me, remembers this glorious man?

In 3-d design the daily bell ringer (five minute response to whatever question), we were asked if Santa was a bad influence or not.

I just responded: "A fat old man goes around at night giving presents to little kids.....that doesn't sound right." then ended with a picture of Santa telling a small child "if you let me in, I'll give you presents." and put a worried look on the kids face.

I'll probably get sent to the principals office for some of the shit I've responded with in the past (eye gouging, stick figure dismemberment etc;), and get told to see a psychiatrist. Then I'll just tell them all to fuck off.

Now join me in a drink of Lincoln Fuel.

I've also found life much more enjoyable without it.

Home of the Good Burger, can I take ya order?

Seriously, who else could do so much with a swiss army knife and a roll of duct tape?

For a while now, I've been getting a server error whenever I tried to log in. This was resolved by refreshing the page.

Right now there's a snowstorm, and we had a power surge. Now the error no longer shows up. Seems as though power surges are good for something other than frying my electronics.