In 3-d design the daily bell ringer (five minute response to whatever question), we were asked if Santa was a bad influence or not.

I just responded: "A fat old man goes around at night giving presents to little kids.....that doesn't sound right." then ended with a picture of Santa telling a small child "if you let me in, I'll give you presents." and put a worried look on the kids face.

I'll probably get sent to the principals office for some of the shit I've responded with in the past (eye gouging, stick figure dismemberment etc;), and get told to see a psychiatrist. Then I'll just tell them all to fuck off.

Now join me in a drink of Lincoln Fuel.